LEAR NG TO TYP ? 

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Then you need the Scottish Log Notes. 

The perfect practise material. 

Sixty A4 sides of varied writing. From the nearly poetic to the not at all sublime. 

Designed by a leading team of Educationalists, the Pack leads you step-by-step through such concepts as

  • Illegibility 
  • Speling 
  • Writing without sentences and paragraphs 
  • Pages of script containing absolutely no meaning 

As you type up these notes, you will build up, weekly instalments, a beautiful commemorative edition of the • Scottish Notes. 

Just like the one you hold in your hands. 

To order your notes for return of post delivery (in a brown paper bag) send a remittance of £1,000,000 per pack to: 

COLEMAN, KNACKERED and NEVER AGAIN Publishing Company,

The Dundgeons,

16 Mill Lane,

Cambridge

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