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Then you need the Scottish Log Notes.
The perfect practise material.
Sixty A4 sides of varied writing. From the nearly poetic to the not at all sublime.
Designed by a leading team of Educationalists, the Pack leads you step-by-step through such concepts as
- Illegibility
- Speling
- Writing without sentences and paragraphs
- Pages of script containing absolutely no meaning
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